Narcissism in the Morning

As an exercise, I decided to come up with thirty things that are fantastic about me. I got 32. Because I'm a narcissist, I am sharing them with you. I encourage you to make your own. It's really hella fun.

1. I named my kids after goddesses.
2. I laugh. Loudly. At inappropriate times.
3. I quit doing drugs a decade ago.
4. I have really pretty eyes.
5. I'm the biggest book nerd I know.
6. Despite a Lifetime Movie of the Week past, I'm independent and awesome.
7. I can do backbends.
8. My dancing inspired this comment recently; "Your ass does things I didn't know were possible."
9. I consider "fuck" and all it's variations punctuation. I'm still very smart and have standards.
10. I consider love a verb.
11. I survived Spinal Meningitis. Therefor, boys are fair game.
12. I taught ballroom dance.
13. I make people laugh, even when they are dying, or crying.
14. I worry incessantly.
15. I was bathing a dirty old man once when I was a student nurse. He groped my ass and died the next day. It's that awesome.
16. I can ride a horse and a 4Wheeler.
17. I'm a dead shot, but hate handguns.
18. I give blood in my patients' names.
19. I can talk myself into and out of any mood.
20. My friends trust and love me enough to testify for me if necessary.
21. I will *always* try to find the answer. Therefore, I'm always questioning.
22. I make up words. So did Shakespeare.
23. I love being a nurse.
24. I spend 90% of my waking hours taking care of, comforting, and loving others.
25. I know every word of Forrest Gump.
26. I speak fluent kitty cat.
27. I can talk to anyone, about anything.
28. I'm writing a book. Any similarities to actual people or events are purely coincidental.
29. I develop crushes easily and thoroughly.
30. I'm ok with going without makeup.
31. My teeth are straight and I've never had braces.
32. My life is fantastic and I'm excited to watch it get better all the time.